be right back

apologies for the lack of posts recently. jumbo's still in vegas for a bachelor party (last time we spoke he was neither wed to some hooker named jade nor tangling with tyson's tiger*, so i think we're ok for now) and i just got back from a roadtrip to maine. definitely lots to update with and will do so shortly.

i'm still stuffed and my friend and i have officially placed lobster on our temporarily-do-not-eat list. too much of a great thing... can make you roll around the parking lot ground moaning in pain. maybe it's time my appetite knows some bounds.

see you soon!

*hangover (which, btw, was an entertaining movie for sure but not the hilarity i was expecting)